SUBMISSION:
This is my 89-year-old landlady lip-syncing her favorite song.
(via peachedbliss)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers, via randomness-is-epic)
I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly
(via hogwartsiscalling)
(Source: sarahxmay, via randomness-is-epic)
(via randomness-is-epic)
(Source: godandla, via lovely-brains)
(via hopelesshousewife)
